私の中のオニヒトデ。 (Taken with GifBoom)
Open Letters - How It Is//I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans, raw
floreboreds asked: wait was the band name changed? *please answer privately so i don't look like a dumbass*
what a dumbass
Anonymous asked: I used to eat Taco Bell every day in high school and I shaved my shitty beard for the express purpose of eating shitty burritos without making a mess of my face so I totally support your shaving decision
I feel you, anon. Sometimes I just say fuck it and let it get all up in the thick crevasses of it all despite who may be watching and hope I’m able to wash it out later, but it’s pretty embarrassing when someone tells you that you have food in your beard… food from hours earlier.
I used to take pride in the shit that would get caught in my facial hair, thinking that it somehow signified manliness or something, but now it’s really gotten wearisome. So thanks, anon; I’m also getting pretty tired of people associating me with it, so it’s refreshing to have some baby-face support.
Anonymous asked: why are you shaving your beard?
because i’ve found that regularly changing the way i look is the easiest way to prevent people at school from recognizing me and establishing/maintaining any lasting contact
i wish i got more anons, that was cool
what do you do when you have a crush on someone who’s like… 7 years older than you
nah seamus, if you look at my priorities musical taste is my #1 turn on, outweighing your dork ass l33t speak or whatever you nerds call it these days
Anonymous asked: 3, 6, 7, 8 :)
3 - three fears
losing the ability to use my hands
never amounting to much to be proud of
tryptophobia (although it’s getting better)
6 - last song i listened to
seinfeld theme song because i’m watching seinfeld
7 - four turn ons
good taste in music
jeans and cool jackets (although pretty dresses are nice too)
8 - four turn offs
bad taste in music
using internet slang irl
thanks a bundle, anon.
you have a nice smile.
my sighs have gotten really audible lately
Wait chris seriously cause alyssa told me she dreamt about me too but won’t tell me what happened also molly dreamed about me the other night
yeah. it was weird, i’m pretty sure you thought i was someone else but i was like, “i’mma roll with this because how many people can say they’ve made out with tumblr user ipissedinyourmountaindew?”
this puts “gay tumblr erotic dreams i’ve had” in the lead of “straight tumblr erotic dreams i’ve had.”